I just wanted to wish my very good friend, and partner in crime, Daisy a very happy birthday!  I’ve known her now for what I think is about five years and she’s really the reason why our friendship has lasted.  (She’s very good at keeping in touch.  I give her all the credit for that.)  I hope that you get all the things you want in life–not so that you’re spoiled, but so that you won’t have to work too hard too!  But don’t worry, once you become Vice Dictator, you’ll get whatever you want!  (Inside joke.  We’re planning our campaign to take over the world.  She’s Britney.  I’m Paris.  America’s role models.)